Nobody will ever win Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger Anyone must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.
Harriet Martineau It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
Benjamin Disraeli Once you get married, you understand how wars start.
Fay Weidon I haven’t spoken to my wife in years – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
Cyril Connolly When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hat to work for a living.
Helen Rowland If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson Nobody will ever win Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
Anyone must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.
Harriet Martineau
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
Benjamin Disraeli
Once you get married, you understand how wars start.
Fay Weidon
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
Cyril Connolly
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hat to work for a living.
Helen Rowland
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson