“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
George Carlin When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nora Ephron The best way to get husband to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Shirley MacLaine The trouble was, I went into marriage with both eyes closed – her father closed one and her brother closed the other.
Max Kauffmann Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr Marriage is traditionally the destiny offered to women by society. Most women are married or have been, or plan to be or suffer from not being.
Simone De Deauvoir Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nora Ephron
The best way to get husband to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Shirley MacLaine
The trouble was, I went into marriage with both eyes closed – her father closed one and her brother closed the other.
Max Kauffmann
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
Marriage is traditionally the destiny offered to women by society. Most women are married or have been, or plan to be or suffer from not being.
Simone De Deauvoir
Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor