The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a litter tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
Henny Youngman I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Mahatma Gandhi One has to be able to count if only so that at 50 one doesn’t marry a girl of 20.
Maxim Gorky Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds,
William Shakespeare The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a litter tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
Henny Youngman
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Mahatma Gandhi
One has to be able to count if only so that at 50 one doesn’t marry a girl of 20.
Maxim Gorky
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds,
William Shakespeare